Useless ran. Valueless ran. Hoodless ran here. Now pools.trade is deep in a frog meta — so here is the frog with no frog in it.
Chapter One
USELESS. VALUELESS. HOODLESS. The whole family works the same way — name the thing you haven’t got, put it on the label, and let everyone else do the pretending. HOODLESS did it right here, and it ran.
Chapter Two
Somebody was here. The stool is still turned toward the pond. The strings are still swinging. There are prints in the mud that walk four steps out and then simply stop.
Every other frog on pools is busy insisting there is something inside. This one saves you the trouble. FROGLESS is not a tribute to a frog — it is the shape where the frog would go.
“You can’t rug a frog that was never there.”
— inscription on the empty pedestal
Chapter Three
The water still holds the dent. A dry patch on a wet pad, exactly the size and shape of something that sat there long enough to matter.
The pond is pools.trade, and right now every pad on it is filling up with frogs. FROGLESS is the one that stays empty on purpose — the oldest trick in the book, run on the newest meta on the pad.
The Paperwork
Address goes live the moment the pool does
Four Steps
Any EVM wallet works — MetaMask, Rabby, Rainbow. Add Robinhood Chain as a network.
Move ETH onto Robinhood Chain. That is the currency the pool is paired against.
Paste the contract address. Check it character-for-character against this page.
Confirm. The hoodie is yours. Whether anything ever fills it is between you and the pond.
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