Supply
1B
1,000,000,000 — fixed at launch, no mint function.
Case #001 · pools.trade · Open
Missing:
Missing:
one frog.
pools.trade is deep in a frog meta. Frogs on every pad, all of them insisting there is something inside. This one turned up as an empty hoodie, still warm, with nobody in it.
FROGLESS is the reward poster. Useless ran. Valueless ran. Hoodless ran right here. Every meta gets its less.
Incident Report
The meta arrived.
Nobody hopped in.
Every meta eventually produces the coin that refuses to play along — the one that puts what it hasn’t got right there on the label. Useless. Valueless. Hoodless. The frog meta was overdue one.
Exhibit A
The hoodie
Recovered from a stool facing the pond. Adult size. Drawstrings still swinging on arrival. No occupant.
Exhibit B
The prints
Four impressions in the mud leading away from the water. They stop. There is no fifth.
Exhibit C
The dry patch
One lilypad, centre of the pond, bearing a dry mark the exact shape of something that sat there a long time.
Exhibit Wall
Known
associates.
Last Known Footage
Camera 04 — the pond.
Recovered from a fixed camera overlooking the water. The hoodie is on the stool. The stool is facing the pond. Nothing else moves for the entire recording.
REC
CAM 04 · POND EAST
POOLS.TRADE · FROG META · DAY 001
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If found, return to
Reward:
the whole pond.
No team allocation dressed up as a treasury. No roadmap. No unlock cliff. Fixed supply, zero tax, liquidity straight into a Uniswap v4 pool on pools.trade.
Tax
0 / 0
Buy and sell, both zero.
Launchpad
pools.trade
No bonding curve. Instant ETH pool.
Chain
Robinhood
Where HOODLESS already proved it.
Contract
CONTRACT NOT DEPLOYED YET
Address is published here the moment the pool opens
Procedure
How to join the search.
01
Get a wallet
Any EVM wallet — MetaMask, Rabby, Rainbow. Add Robinhood Chain as a network.
02
Bridge ETH
Move ETH onto Robinhood Chain. That is what the pool is paired against.
03
Open pools.trade
Paste the contract. Check it character-for-character against this page before you sign.
04
Swap
Confirm. You are now officially on the case.
Interview Transcript
Statement of the witness.
So there is no frog?
A. Correct. That is the entire point. FROGLESS is a frog coin with the frog removed — the outline, the hoodie, the empty seat, and none of the animal. Same trade USELESS and VALUELESS made: put the missing part on the label.
Why does a “-less” coin work?
A. Because it gets to speak for everyone already tired of the pitch. USELESS did it. VALUELESS did it. HOODLESS did it on this chain and it ran. You need a meta before you can be the less of it — and the frog meta on pools is here right now.
Team? Roadmap? Utility?
A. There is a poster and an empty stool. No staking, no ecosystem fund, no unlock schedule. Zero tax, fixed supply, liquidity in a Uniswap v4 pool on pools.trade. Promising nothing is the product.
Isn’t the frog meta already crowded?
A. That is the requirement, not the problem. A “-less” coin needs a crowded meta to stand against. The more frogs there are on pools, the louder the one with no frog gets.
Is any of this financial advice?
A. It is a missing-persons poster for an amphibian. Buy a memecoin only with money you are fully prepared to watch evaporate, and always verify the contract address yourself before you swap.